Cannot find REALITY.SYS

— Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
— My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
— Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
— C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
— Why doesn’t it ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename”?
— As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
— Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
— E Pluribus Modem
— >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
— Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
— A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
— A computer’s attention span is as long as it’s power cord.
— Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
— Windows: just another pane in the glass.
— Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
— All computers wait at the same speed.
— Go ahead, make my data.
— Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
— Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
— ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
— Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
By Abishiekh Jain

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